oh shit - i was time travelling and accidentally killed an ancient italian. doesn’t matter tho everyone was killing each other, when in Reme do as the Remans
oh shit - i was time travelling and accidentally killed an ancient italian. doesn’t matter tho everyone was killing each other, when in Reme do as the Remans
being in your 20s is thinking that you’re finally getting your life together and then suddenly you take three steps back
i’m sorry she’s so funny
how much fun are we having in this timeline folks?
Time to download and run all your works through Nightshade before posting them anywhere. Poison the data sets.
Reminder to artists, webglaze is also developed by the same ppl as nightshade, and it’s very useful too!
GLAZE ALL YOUR ARTS BEFORE YOU POST THEM ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET
in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs
the tumblr brothers
so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen
is it better there
you might think so but you’ll never believe what happened on 9/12
NOT MY FAULT
Reneé Rapp ft. Megan Thee Stallion (2023)
going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:
going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:
more people would exercise if this culture didn’t make it absolute hell
I teach martial arts. we play games with the little kids. they swordfight with noodles and throw foam balls at each other. in the summer, we take them out into the parking lot with water guns. in the winter, we have snowball fights.
the teenagers get swords and staffs and practice knives. we teach them moves from marvel movies that they ask about. they get squirt guns and snowball fights too. we let them goof off and climb the support beams and charge directly at each other in padded suits.
sometimes parents say they miss doing things like that. I tell them, “stay for an adult class. just try it out.” we build obstacle courses and let them mess around with training rifles. they chat while sparring. we scream and cheer for them when they’re in the middle of a circle. and then we send them out to the parking lot with squirt guns and snowballs.
it’s exercise. it’s healthy. it’s an important life skill. and it’s fun as fuck.
i have some follow-up questions???
Okay, THAT is what I call a fortune.